The Wise Words of Colonel Kurtz

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Can I thaw this out in your mental microwave?

Either Pay and Smile, or Smile and Pay: there is no Third Way.

If wishes were horses we would be knee deep in crap

It's like trying to sell humps to a herd of camels.

Love and hugs can bring peace to the world

No number of whores and harlots can let a blind man know what the back of his hand looks like.

So long as a plant doesn't grow wild and high

There is a me in team.

There is no illusion in telling the truth

There may be no I in team but there is a U in cunt.

There's many a slip twixt cup and my ass

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