Stag
27th April 2007 |
From: MANT | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
Sooooooo, Charlie, Stag time. Nervous?
You might need some spare trousers. Do you know where we are going?
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From: Kenny | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
Yes, I blew it. |
From: Huggie | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
At last, Charlie knows and no more pretending it's Rotterdam or Berlin or something. I reckon the fjords and blow holes will be the best bit. Is anyone bringing a camera? |
From: Seffers | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
Only to capture the majesty of Pete's blow hole. |
From: GypsyBoy | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
I have mine... but it is an old fashioned SLR... |
From: Chuckles | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
Are you sure you'll be allowed to take guns on the plane? |
From: GypsyBoy | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
It is in my diplomatic bag. They can't touch me. |
From: Kenny | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
How many times? Tied together in a handkerchief, attached to a stick and slung over your shoulder no longer counts as diplomatic luggage, and a dog on a piece of string is not an ambassador. |
From: Chuckles | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
Yeah, that dog has some pretty anti-semitic views as well. I think the diplomatic corps considered it a black mark against his career when he went off on one about an international Zionist conspiracy during those UK/India cross-country tax relief negotiations last month. |
From: GypsyBoy | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
The Dog, has strong views, I agree.
But I have never met anyone as loyal to Queen and Country
(and as willing to dry hump the bejesus out of any pinko-lefties he comes across) |
From: Kenny | Date: 27th April 2007 | Subject: Stag
Loyalty isn't really enough though, he seemed totally out of his depth on the whole hypothecation issue. I don't know why you don't get a smarter breed, like a border collie for instance, or a red setter. There's a dog that you can picture politely declining a Ferrero Rocher rather than polishing off a whole tray and having to eat half the lawn of Grosvenor Square to induce vomitting. |
