Pinch Punch
1st November 2005 |
From: The Burragator | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
what shall i get my step mother for her 50th birthday? |
From: Charlie | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
An Xbox 360 |
From: The Burragator | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
I said Step mum, not Seffers |
From: GypsyBoy | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
You could get your step mum a seffers. Then you could both have one. |
From: The Burragator | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
I'm not sure there are any more out there |
From: Charlie | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
Sure, why would there be? It's not like we have a warehouse full of Seffers clones ready to unleash a wave of sullen and violent doom on the country.
That would be absurd. The idea's just ridiculous. Wouldn't happen. Not possible. Definitely not very likely at all. And the warehouse, if it existed, definitely wouldn't be in Vauxhall near the New Covent Garden Market in the Big Yellow Storage warehouse. Even if it was there, it pretty much definitely wouldn't be full of Seffers clones. |
From: The Burragator | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
can any of them ski? |
From: MANT | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
We could train one, then you could send the duff one you got back to the lock-up. You might also get one who is rich and can play football whilst you're there. |
From: Charlie | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
Each Seffers is lovingly and individually hand-crafted for a unique experience. None of our Seffers could be considered "duff", and, whilst the one that you happen to have ended up with can neither drive, ski, swim, climb trees or sate its maniacal urge to murder h00kers, that doesn't mean it's duff, it just means it's extra special, and needs that little bit of extra care to look after and maintain. |
From: MANT | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
I think The Burragator may prefer one that did do all those things, and probably more too. |
From: Charlie | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
Well, the guarantee expiry is sewn into the back of each Seffers' eyes, so if you scoop out his eyes, you'll be able to see if you can get either a refund or an upgrade. This may invalidate the warranty though. |
From: The Burragator | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
I don't want a refund, I'm happy with the Seffers I've got |
From: GypsyBoy | Date: 1st November 2005 | Subject: Pinch Punch
That is what people said about betamax... |
