DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Wednesday, 17 December 2003 |
From: MANT | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
We're going for the dual leader Communist way. Me and Kiwinkey decide, our decision is final, if you disagree then you can fcuk off. Also as we don't quite know the design of the tables yet, then it's a bit hard |
From: Gypsy Boy | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Well, either you will rip the house into two ideological camps, or the two leaders will take the majority of the food for themselves, eating in luxury in the living room, whilst the guests eat bread in the kitchen, become disillusioned with the whole enterprise and overthrow you both.
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Ask Seffers. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Get fcuked Mant. You are trying to control things way too much. If you fcuk around with the seating arrangements we will just scrap it and get everyone to sit where they want. I am in favour of this anyway. |
From: Gypsy Boy | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Wow. Quickest descent from rigid communist dogma to anarchy in human history.
I fully expect to arrive to a burned out shell, with Wendy selling overcooked segments of turkey at hugely inflated black market prices. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Nup, we have restored a rather tenuous harmony again. |
From: Seffers | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
not without bloodshed. wendy's just been found dead in mexico city with a foil through his ear. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Mant, have you told everyone that we expect them to dress nicely i.e. no jeans etc? Otherwise you will be the only one in your Tux and we will all laugh at you... |
From: MANT | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Yes I did, on that w4nky e-mail I sent round the other day. Not sure im gonna wear my tuxedo though. But we will wear those chefs hats all day. |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
I'm not dressing smart. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Charlie get out of those brown cords my man.... |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
I don't have any other trousers, except for my work trousers, and I'm not wearing those, as they'll get dirty. I'll wear a shirt though. |
From: MANT | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
That's good enough for us. Pretty much what we hope to achieve is a load of drunk scruffy fat blokes at one end of the table leering at skinny & scantily clad ladies at the other end. |
From: Seffers | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Which end am I sitting? |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Wendy regards you as a bit of a catch. I don't spose you could make his day by wearing a little silk number could you? |
From: Wendy | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Let's call a halt for a second. Presumably the seating plan does place me between 2 needy supermodels invited specifically for my pleasure? |
From: Gypsy Boy | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
Hey Wendy! I thought you were dead! |
From: Wendy | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
No, I was just having a little death so was away from the screen. |
From: Gypsy Boy | Date: Wednesday, 17 December 2003 | Subject: DIY Disasters, Wonders in the Kitchen
A little death? Isn't that a 18th Century literary euphemism for an orgasm?
You've been spaffing over the photocopier again, haven't you? |
