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I want to be a train driver
Wednesday, 2 December 2003

From: Gypsy Boy  |  Date: Wednesday, 2 December 2003  |  Subject: I want to be a train driver

Is anyone there? Or am I being sent to coventry for some reason?
The train was so packed today that the driver offered to me and this other guy on the platform to sit in the space at the back of the cab... made for an interesting ride to work. I take back everything bad I ever said about train drivers...

From: MANT  |  Date: Wednesday, 2 December 2003  |  Subject: I want to be a train driver

Do you actually have a job?

From: Gypsy Boy  |  Date: Wednesday, 2 December 2003  |  Subject: I want to be a train driver

Yes. I sell drugs to children.
I get up each morning to wait outside the school gates to make the sales. Then I get a lift home with one of the yummy mummys, who gently lays down the seats in her Renault Espace and fell@tes me until I spaff in her hair.
I then pop in the office to order in more narcotics for the lunchtime break. I feel this is the hardest part of the job. Using analysis of the current usage, trends, and income of the little kiddies, I fill my napsack accordingly. Ether and ?SD are back in a big way.
I grab a pasty, pop into the bank to deposit my days takings, meet the dealer, pick up more supplies, and then am back at the school gate for home time. The Yummy Mummy gives me a wink as I disappear off onto the common with a sweet little lady, who hasn't the cash to pay for her habit.
I love my job.