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Infant's Compendium of the Universe
Monday, 1 August 2003

From: Hicksy  |  Date: Monday, 1 August 2003  |  Subject: Infant's Compendium of the Universe

Well after my 1000k detour Helmet missed her flight, so you can all laugh it up real good now. Currently in southern turkey smearing ointment on my wounds, fell halfway down a volcano yesterday trying to outdo some Australians mountain biking. Don't think I'm being a psycho but could you break off any relations with Greek Em if you have them? She seems to be up to date on Gypsy's ring cycle or whatever it's called, and I'd like to remind you she's a hole dwelling demon who ruined my life.

Cheers, see you bunch of menstruating freaks in a couple of weeks, getting in Saturday 16th at 11ish.

From: Mitamfa  |  Date: Monday, 1 August 2003  |  Subject: Infant's Compendium of the Universe

Do you still have a beard?

From: Seffers  |  Date: Monday, 1 August 2003  |  Subject: Infant's Compendium of the Universe

"Are you clean-shaven?" is a much better question if we're playing Guess Who, otherwise you have to waste further questions asking about moustaches, mutton chops etc.
"Do you have glasses?" is my question.

From: Hicksy  |  Date: Monday, 1 August 2003  |  Subject: Infant's Compendium of the Universe

No beard and I lost my glasses. Am trying hard to regrow, but keep soiling myself, being unsure which muscles to squeeze.

From: Seffers  |  Date: Monday, 1 August 2003  |  Subject: Infant's Compendium of the Universe

Do you have a hat?
If the answer's "Yes", you have to be Eric. Particularly as he has siht all over where his beard should be