Footy
Thursday, 16 May 2003 |
From: Wendy | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
Kiwinkey, were you on the piss again last night? |
From: Chuckles | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
Yeah, and he pulled Seffers. Result. |
From: Wendy | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
It's like American Beauty. Rabidly straight ex-marine Kiwinkey fancies Seffers, his male neighbour, whom he assumes to be gay. |
From: Seffers | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
But who actually fancies underage girls. It all fits into place |
From: MANT | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
Kiwinkey - where did you disappear to last night? One minute you were sat on the sofa, next minute you'd gone without even saying goodbye. Where did you go? |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
Umm, I went out to see an old friend who called and said did I want to go for a quiet pint. I didn't fancy watching the football so I left... |
From: MANT | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
Your ex-girlfriend then.
Why didn't you say goodbye? Don't you have any manners at all? |
From: Chuckles | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
Shady goings on here. I think, given his rabid hmoophobia, that he's in the closet, and is popping out for sweaty ccok injections in the evening. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
Mant is getting over protective. He likes to know who I am going to meet all the time. I get asked where I am going and who I am meeting whenever he is there and I leave the house. Didn't want to go through the whole 'I can't believe that you are going to have a drink with her' thing again. So I casually picked up a rubbish bag, walked to the front door, dropped the rubbish bag off and kept walking. |
From: Wendy | Date: Thursday, 16 May 2003 | Subject: Footy
Smooth Kiwinkey, smooth. You could be a secret agent.
Or a bin man. |
