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Interviews
Monday, 12 May 2003

From: Chuckles  |  Date: Monday, 12 May 2003  |  Subject: Interviews

What's everyone doing tonight? I fancy a cook-up. Seffers?

From: Seffers  |  Date: Monday, 12 May 2003  |  Subject: Interviews

Definitely. We'll have to do a shop though. I could murder some szechuan chicken - or shall we do something new?

From: MANT  |  Date: Monday, 12 May 2003  |  Subject: Interviews

Don't have chicken, Chuckles always over cooks it

From: Chuckles  |  Date: Monday, 12 May 2003  |  Subject: Interviews

You are fcuking dead, MANT. I've spent all day trying to wind you and Kiwinkey up with insults to your girlfriend, and slurs on Kiwinkey's intelligence, and you've managed to make me fuming with one ccoking email. I swear the next time I see you I'm going to beat the living psis out of you. Even if it is your cnuting birthday.

From: MANT  |  Date: Monday, 12 May 2003  |  Subject: Interviews

Ooooh, that's made me laugh out loud. I can't stop smiling now, or is that because I've got a piece of over-cooked Chuckles' chicken stuck in my mouth and it's so chewy I can't eat it....................?

From: Seffers  |  Date: Monday, 12 May 2003  |  Subject: Interviews

I knew it was coming, but I'm still crying with laughter at the thought of your e-mail flashing up, going through Chuckles' eyes and the split-second it took for him to compute and the steam starting to come out of his ears. If he could chase you via e-mail he'd be pounding round after you trying to flatten you.

From: Gypsy Boy  |  Date: Monday, 12 May 2003  |  Subject: Interviews

Here is a message from my ShowBiz mate Stewart Lee (Fist of Fun, This Morning with Richard Not Judy, Director of Jerry Springer The Opera) I am Nathan Barley. Looks great - esp. Kevin Eldon

Stewart Lee Writes:
I have been involved in booking the benefit bill below. It is for Kith And Kids, who help children with problems and their families. (http://home.clara.net/kithandkids/) If anyone can send the details below on to anyone you know, put them on your sites, post them to your lists, mention them on your things, etc, I would be very grateful. The last one sold out fast too. So thanks for everyone that helped publicise it last time.

Cheers

Stewart Lee
Six Of The Sixth
A Benefit for Kith And Kids
On Friday 6th June, doors 7.30
At The Bloomsbury Theatre, 15 Gordon St, LONDON WC1
Nearest tube Euston.
Box office 0207 388 8822
tickets tbc but good value honest
Dan Antopolski (Perrier Award Nominee)
Kevin Eldon (Big Train, Jam)
Stewart Lee (The Fist of Fun)
Francesca Martinez
Simon Munnery (Attention Scum, Alan Parker Urban Warrior)
Al Murray (The Pub Landlord)
... more names to be confirmed

From: Chuckles  |  Date: Monday, 12 May 2003  |  Subject: Interviews

I'm pretty sceptical. The fundraiser he did last year had Omid Djallili, Harry Hill, John Hegley, and Johnny Vegas. This year the turnout seems pretty ropey. MANT, Kiwinkey and I saw Dan Antopolski at Jongleurs and he absolutely sucked, the same smart-asesd student-type humour every mid-twenties wannabe comic is trying to sell. Simon Munnery has also stopped being funny any more, for some reason. Tell Stewart Lee I'll only come if he drowns a sack of puppies on-stage.

From: Seffers  |  Date: Monday, 12 May 2003  |  Subject: Interviews

Funny puppies, not 'witty' ones.