Matrix
Wednesday, 30 April 2003 |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
Man, one of the secretaries from downstairs just threw a fcuking conniption fit because one of the documents I designed wouldn't paste into her reports properly. She was just shouting at me "well, you designed it, and it doesn't work. What's the point of designing something that doesn't work?". I'm so mad, I could batter her stupid head in with a baseball bat. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
Goddamitt Charlie, you can't go around bashing people's head in with a baseball bat... Anyway it sounds like your fault. If you design a document, it should paste in... shouldn't it? |
From: MANT | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
Should've asked me. I know about Clicky controls |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
I'm still really mad. And the whole team downstairs are sticking together like glue: "well you can't blame her really" etc.
Yes I can fcuking blame her, I have to do things a thousand times as tedious as just reformatting a thirty page document when it pastes in, and anyway, it's their fcuking template that's screwed, not mine. It pastes fine into every other cnuting document in the building, just not their gay-assed report. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
Goddamitt Charlie - its all your fault... |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
It just really bugs me when stupid people start blaming other people for stuff they don't understand. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
I do that all the time, except I fire them for it... |
From: MANT | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
I was just poking my finger in my ear and getting a bit of wax out, and ive gone deaf. Cant hear out of my left ear. Buggger. |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
Goddammit, I just spent three hours trying to get the stuff to paste in properly, then she comes up and calmly announces that she's worked out how to paste them in. So not only did she tear a strip off me for being a poor product designer, but also she humiliated me by being better at fixing it than me. I've got to kill her, there's no other option. |
From: Seffers | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
is she pretty? |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
Oh no no no. She's retiring in two months. |
From: Seffers | Date: Wednesday, 30 April 2003 | Subject: Matrix
Sounds like you're Riggs to her Murtaugh. Before long you'll be fighting actuarial crime together and, after a rocky start when you endanger her life by threatening to k1ll her, you'll develop a close relationship as you persuade her to abandon the rules of the actuarial tables and get results by going undercover as a pair of reckless fund managers. |
