The Passing of Hicksy
Wednesday, 31 July 2002 |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
I'm not sure whether Hicksy's going this morning or this evening, so I left him on the list for the moment. Hicksy, who was the chick last night? Gypsy? Did you get lucky with yours? Man it was like Pulling City last night at our house. Luckily I classed it up by appearing in a towel and dressing gown. |
From: Hicksy | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
That was the girl from last Thursday. Jesus I feel awful.
Wasn't that Gypsy's boss? That would be just his style, to go stealing my thunder by an even more dizzingly inappropriate office pull. So how's about it? Were you just having a chin wag, or did you waggle something on her chin? |
From: Seffers | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
Yeah, you sound it. Good thing I'm also a pulling machine and won't be letting the numbers drop when I replace you |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
Taking your milk bottle thick glasses off and attempting to sh ag the nearest lampost doesn't count Seffers… |
From: Seffers | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
But think of the extra light at dinner parties. I have to say, I think the old "four-eyes" type insult is the least effective you could have picked given the list is peopled entirely by spectacle wearers. |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
It was pretty funny though. I've got this image of you walking around Clapham speaking in a really nasal voice and giving flowers to lampposts, and your eyes are all magnified because of the glasses. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
Maybe he could cover his naked body in Margarine as well?
Hey does everyone on the list wear glasses?
Kiwinkey: yes
Seffers: yes
Chuckles: yes
MANT: yes
Hicksy: ???
Gypsy: yes
Mitamfa: ??? |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
Hicksy and Mitamfa both wear glasses. Although they're both pretty vain, so they quite often wear contact lenses. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
Hmm. Well, I'll give Seffers his dues, he sure knows his glasses-wearers. |
From: Seffers | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
Yeah, it's my gla-dar. I can tell a glasses-wearer from 50 yards. They're the one sidling around on street corners, plucking up the courage to approach cute-looking lampposts. |
From: Gypsy Boy | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
Am now in work. Have a feeling today is going to be a bit strange... |
From: Seffers | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
Good thing you're not working your way through the staff of one of Glassini's workplaces because that might really mess things up |
From: Chuckles | Date: Wednesday, 31 July 2002 | Subject: The Passing of Hicksy
How lucky did you get last night? I enjoyed listening to that drunken rambling conversation of yours:
Girl:"So are you interested in marketing at all?"
Gypsy: "No, not even slightly"
Girl:"Well, that's really good, because essentially this job has absolutely no prospects"
Gypsy: "That's fine with me, I really don't give a fcuk"
Girl:"Good, because if you really wanted to do it, you're in pretty much the worst place ever"
Gypsy: "Well, that doesn't worry me, I just need a job"
Girl:"You will be eating me out later on, won't you Gypsy?"
Gypsy: "Give me some sugar, baby"
No wonder you're feeling weird. |
