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We're All Going on a Summer Holiday
Thursday, 18 July 2002

From: Seffers  |  Date: Thursday, 18 July 2002  |  Subject: We're All Going on a Summer Holiday

I woke up on your couch at about 4.30 pretty stuffed up and no Pete. The conclusion would seem to be that I was snoring and drove pete out of your house.

From: Gypsy Boy  |  Date: Thursday, 18 July 2002  |  Subject: We're All Going on a Summer Holiday

I didn't hear you snoring if that's any consolation.

From: Seffers  |  Date: Thursday, 18 July 2002  |  Subject: We're All Going on a Summer Holiday

I was expecting congratulations and thanks for ridding your house of pete rather than consoling words. My feet stink after the sweaty walk to work. I'm also wearing the trainers I played football in at the weekend. Poor choice on my part.

From: Gypsy Boy  |  Date: Thursday, 18 July 2002  |  Subject: We're All Going on a Summer Holiday

Where were you to get rid of Nick when I needed you?

From: Hicksy  |  Date: Thursday, 18 July 2002  |  Subject: We're All Going on a Summer Holiday

I fell asleep on the disable toilet this morning and forgot to lock the door, so inevitably someone walked in on me. Think I carried it off fairly well. I collapsed onto the floor into my own piss, violently convulsing, and then snapped out of it, shook the guys hand and said "Thank God you just walked in, I think I had another fit" Then I pulled my trousers up and walked off whistling the theme to Rawhide.