My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
Monday, 15 July 2002 |
From: Chuckles | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
did you cry, Glassini? Pete said he was in floods of tears at his wedding.
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From: Glassini | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
Not at this one. Was so stunned by the whole thing that I forgot to!! It was a really long service cos the Festival Choir performed a few bits and pieces and the Cellist played a solo and there was a saxophone and trumpet piece. Plus all the normal wedding gubbins... And they've already been together for 24 years, so it's kinda different from normal...
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From: Chuckles | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
Is this some Italian thing? Having weddings 24 years late?
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From: Seffers | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
It's the Olivio |
From: Chuckles | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
Sends them loopy. Did I tell you I set fire to my hand on Saturday night? |
From: Seffers | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
Yes. Is that my cue to ask you how/why? |
From: Chuckles | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
I was spraying absinthe out of my mouth at a lit cigarette lighter in my hand. It only occurs to me now that someone might have been a bit annoyed that I basically spat all of the contents of their bottle of absinthe onto the lawn. |
From: Seffers | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
Did you run round the lawn in circles, screaming, with your hand ablaze, outstretched in front of you before diving into the pond? |
From: Chuckles | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
We just had a fire drill. Very exciting. |
From: Seffers | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
Your hand again? |
From: Seffers | Date: Monday, 15 July 2002 | Subject: My Name Is Gladiator...(cough)
I can't stop giggling at the thought of Chuckles walking out of the building, his hand again outstretched in front of him as all the staff reluctantly trail after him and line up to have the roll called. He then has to stand in the car park with his hand on fire watched by all the staff in their until the fire brigade turn up to put it out. then an hour later a memo is sent round not naming any names but asking staff not to set themselves on fire during working hours as it affects productivity. |
