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Henman Plays Leighton Orient (2)
Friday, 5 July 2002

From: Chuckles  |  Date: Friday, 5 July 2002  |  Subject: Henman Plays Leighton Orient (2)

I'm giving blood today, and it says this on the form:
"...you should NOT give blood if...you are a man who has had an*l or or*l s*x with another man, even if a condom or other protective was used"
Does that strike anyone as a little harsh? It's specifically the AIDS section by the way, in case anyone was going to say that scuking another guys dcik makes your blood gloopy.

From: Hicksy  |  Date: Friday, 5 July 2002  |  Subject: Henman Plays Leighton Orient (2)

It's pretty odd. Why doesn't it exclude you if you've had v*ginal s*x with a man?

From: Seffers  |  Date: Friday, 5 July 2002  |  Subject: Henman Plays Leighton Orient (2)

you can't give blood if you're under 5'2", says a 5'1" girl in my office. it's to do with not being able to spare it apparently.

From: MANT  |  Date: Friday, 5 July 2002  |  Subject: Henman Plays Leighton Orient (2)

i think you have about 1 pint per stone of body weight, i guess Chuckles has quite a lot spare

From: Chuckles  |  Date: Friday, 5 July 2002  |  Subject: Henman Plays Leighton Orient (2)

That sounds hopelessly approximate. As it happens though, I do have an awful lot of blood. I got so much blood I sweat it, p*ss it and sh*t it. Some might say that it's a symptom of total internal haemorrhage. Not me, I reckon it's just because I got a lot of blood.

From: Hicksy  |  Date: Friday, 5 July 2002  |  Subject: Henman Plays Leighton Orient (2)

That would be great if you walked in, and while they were preparing the needle you were like, "It's alright, just get me a bucket" and proceeded to messily vomit blood all over the floor and the horrified onlookers.