I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
Friday, 6 June 2002 |
From: MANT | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
I was in Prague. We hired a car and i managed to scratch it. Oops. I also rammed our pedalo into another one and dented it, Kiwinkey didnt think it was very funny. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
You didn't dent it, you made a hole in it. I only thought it was funny when we got away with it. Before then I had visions of being required to purchase a pedalo. Was happy to help out with the car, but you would have been on your own with the pedalo.
Mant treats everything like it is a dodgem car. |
From: Seffers | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
It's odd how six legs are more of a hindrance than a help |
From: Chuckles | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
Or a hard exoskeleton capable of withstanding extreme shocks makes one more prone to crash stuff. |
From: Seffers | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
I'm giggling at the idea of bringing a pedalo through the Nothing To Declare channel in customs |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
They were four seaters. Mant would have been carrying it since he can take 20x his own bodyweight.
The people we hit weren't that impressed either. Mant tried to blame the whole thing on me just cause I called out ramming speed. |
From: Chuckles | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
Sounds like your fault, Kiwinkey. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
Mant was steering and pedalling. I thought it would be good to play chicken, but when they stopped pedalling and watched Mant coming steaming towards them I started trying to wrestle the tiller of Mant. In the end we hit them side on making a big hole in the side of their boat. It wasn't a dent as Mant suggests because fibre glass doesn't really dent. It was a hole. |
From: Hicksy | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
I don't need any further information than there was an incident of wilful damage, and that MANT was involved to attribute blame. |
From: Chuckles | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
Yes, but you've got to question Kiwinkey's judgment in letting MANT into the pedalo in the first place. It's like leaving a rabid Pit Bull in a toddler's playpen, there's simply no question that blood of one sort or another will be spilt. I blame Kiwinkey. MANT is just acting on his destructive instinct. |
From: Kiwinkey | Date: Friday, 6 June 2002 | Subject: I Don't Like Tessa Jowell… (2)
Fair point. I did manage to control him with the aid of a bull whip and stun gun after that. Though he still did want to crash into other boats we managed to dissuade him with shock treatment and some stripes accross his back... |
